Below are the essays and minor essays that I used to get into all the colleges listed below, except MIT, which rejected me ... idiots.
Anyways, I don't think you can truly appreciate how little effort I put into this. For example, the essays for NYU, Columbia, and MIT are actually the same essay, with slight modifications. In addition, you may notice that the minor essays for each school are strikingly similar to each other. Hmmm.....
A note to any prospective cheaters out there: don't even try to plagiarize these essays, because A) they suck, and B) you don't have the intelligence, test scores, or work experience to back them up. You don't belong in college anyway.
Anyway, here they are.
NYU
Columbia
Essay
Why Columbia
Why Engineering
MIT
Rutgers